20 Striking Lawn Bowls Jokes & Puns!
Get ready to score with these hilarious lawn-based jokes and puns!
Lawn bowling isn't just for the oldies - in fact, it's a surprisingly hilarious sport! These jokes and puns will have you rolling around with laughter - read it in singles, or in triples! We've got more sports-based silliness waiting for you - have a laugh at tennis, dance, or weightlifting!
What is a lawn bowler’s favourite kind of music?
Rock and bowl!
I went lawn bowling with my best friend…
Next time, I’ll use a ball!
What do you call a really great game of lawn bowls?
Impecca-bowl!
Why did the lawn bowler have to keep going to the loo?
He had Irritable Bowl Syndrome!
When is a bowls lawn the coolest place to be?
When it’s full of fans!
Who plays lawn bowls on horseback?
The Lawn Ranger!
Why did the bowls player agree to go on a date with the other bowls player?
 He totally bowled her over!
You know what they say about lawn bowls…
A bowl in the hand is worth two in the ditch!
Why was Cinderella such a bad lawn bowler?
Her coach was a pumpkin!
Why do lawn bowlers join unions?
They love strikes!
What do you call a lawn bowls team that gets lots of strikes?
 Lightning!
Why should you only play lawn bowls at night?
That’s the only time the umpires can come out!
What’s the song Queen wrote for their local lawn bowls club?
Bowlhemian Rhapsody!
Which US state should you visit to get matching team jumpers?
New Jersey!
When should lawn bowlers wear armour?
When they play knight games!
We had to wait AGES for the lawn bowling club to open…
Then we finally got the ball rolling!
Why did the scarecrow become a bowler?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I lost a game the other day…
I was bowling my eyes out!
Me and my whole friend group started a lawn bowling team…
That’s just how we roll!
What do you call it when Darth Vader takes up lawn bowls?
The Umpire Strikes Back!
