20 Un-be-leaf-able Leaf Jokes!
We promise these hilarious jokes won't leaf you hanging - in fact, they'll leaf you in fits of laughter!
Every autumn the leaves fall, and every spring they come back - and every day is the best day to read these hilarious jokes about them! You'll laugh so hard at these, you'll be shaking like a leaf!
There are so many more hilarious jokes on Beano.com! Try these bus jokes, or maybe you'd prefer some mechanic jokes?
Which side of a tree has the most leaves?
The outside!
How do maple leaves and oak leaves get along?
They signed a peace tree-ty!
What did the doctor give to the yellow leaf?
Chloro-pills!
How do leaves travel?
By autumn-obile!
Where does a leaf go if its bank is closed?
To another branch!
Why is so easy to trick a leaf in the autumn?
They fall for anything!
Why did the tree not show up to work?
He was on paid leaf!
Why didn’t the tree celebrate Christmas?
It was against his be-leafs!
What do trees say every year?
“I’m ready to turn over a new leaf!”
What do you call a salad leaf that’s always in the gym?
Shredded lettuce!
What looks like half of a leaf?
The other half!
What kind of sea creatures live in trees?
Jel-leaf-fish!
What’s big, grey and falls from trees in the winter?
El-leaf-ants!
What’s the best leaf to give to your boyfriend?
A bae leaf!
What happens when a tree falls into the mud?
It leafs an impression!
What do trees hand out at events?
Leaflets!
What did the mummy leaf say to her son during his exams?
"I be-leaf in you!"
What did one leaf say to the other?
"I'm falling for you!"
What do trees feel in spring?
Re-leaf!
What do you call a man with leaves on his head?
Russell!
