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Want to Hear a Joke About Vegetables at a Party?

What happens when a bunch of vegetables are having too much fun dancing? Find out below!

Believe it or not, vegetables love nothing more than moving around to dance music. But what happens if it's a little too quiet for their tastes? See below!

Once you've stopped laughing at this total zinger (give it an hour, at least), take a look at even more turnip jokes, some raucous raspberry one-liners or even a plate of cake jokes!

What did the cabbage say to the DJ at the allotment?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

A lettuce, a turnip and a beetroot