20 Juicy Mango Jokes and Puns!
These hilarious jokes and puns are freshly squeezed, just for you!
Get ready to giggle at these perfectly juicy mango jokes and puns! They’re fresh and ripe for the picking, and you’re gonna love them! We’ve got lots more hilarious herbivore jokes for you too – why not laugh at leeks, olives, or find the humour in gluten-free food?
What’s the best drink for a man in a hurry?
Man-go juice!
What is the most expensive fruit in the world?
Man-gold!
Which fruit is blue and square?
A mango in disguise!
What do you call a ghost made of fruit?
A man-ghoul!
What did the football commentator say when the mango scored?
“Man-GOOOAAAL!”
How do you make a mango shake?
Take it to see a horror film!
What happens when humans and mangoes disagree?
Mangoes to war!
Even if he has a driver’s license, how far can a man go…
If he doesn’t avocado?!
What’s the opposite of mango?
Womanstay!
I had to fire my fruit delivery guy today…
I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas!
“Tell me a fruit joke!”
“Okay, so, mangoes into a bar…”
What is a rough collie’s favourite fruit drink?
A mango Lassie!
What did Lou Bega say after he ate four mangoes?
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mango No. 5!”
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and the house is full of the stuff…
It’s enough to make a mango crazy!
Why are the tangerine and the mango so romantic?
Together, they tango!
Ladies, if your boyfriend can’t appreciate a good fruit joke…
You need to let that mango!
What was the fruit’s favourite app?
Pokeman-go!
My neighbour said a man walked into my house and stole all my fruit…
I wonder, where did that man go?
What’s the plural of mango?
Mengo!
What’s the past tense of mango?
Manwent!
