20 Mardi Gras Jokes That Are Bead-utiful!
Put on your party shoes and get ready to catch some beads - it's time for some truly festive Mardi Gras jokes!
Did you know Mardi Gras literally means "fat Tuesday"? It's the last day before Lent begins, when traditionally people have one last party before they fast! It's celebrated all over the world, and some places party VERY hard! New Orleans in the USA is famous for its Mardi Gras culture, with iconography like masks, parade floats operated by local krewes, coloured beads, and lots of yummy Cajun food including king cake! Get ready for some truly hilarious jokes - they just couldn't BEAD any more hilarious! We've got more festive fun right this way, too - why not learn about Easter traditions all over the world, or Pancake Day?
What do you call a haunted Mardi Gras parade float?
A Boo Krewe!
Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?
Because that’s when they fast!
Where do bees go to celebrate Mardi Gras?
The Big Bees-y!
What do you call a roll of bread baked on Mardi Gras?
Let The Good Times Roll!
What brand of T-shirt should you always wear to Mardi Gras celebrations?
Fruit of Doubloon!
Did you hear about the time the Mardi Gras parade and the St Patrick’s day parade took place on the same day?
It was quite the O’Cajun!
What did one New Orleans Mardi Gras attendee say to the other?
“Can I bayou a drink?”
Which Disney film is all about Mardi Gras?
Beauty and the Beads!
Why did the king cake go to the dentist?
It had too many fillings!
What did Caeser eat at the Mardi Gras parade?
Etouffee!
What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?
Mardi grass!
How do you describe someone who doesn't share their crawfish on Mardi Gras?
Shellfish!
What did the donut say when he decided to not go to the French bistro on Mardi Gras?
“Beignet, done that!”
What does an elderly New Orleans chef call his wife on Mardi Gras?
His Old Bae!
Have you read the new Harry Potter book about Mardi Gras?
It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them!”
What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?
A French Quarter pounder!
What kind of music do Mardi Gras beads like?
String quartets!
What did the king cake say to the fork?
“Wanna piece of me?”
What did Freddie Mercury say when someone offered him a sandwich on Mardi Gras?
“I’m just a po’boy, I need no sympathy!”
What do you call gumbo that doesn’t turn out very well on Mardi Gras?
Meaty okra!
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