25 Money Jokes To Take To The Bank
Cheque out these cracking money jokes! These rib-tickling money gags are a great investment - you know it makes cents!
They say it makes the world go round... and having money (or not) makes a big difference to your life. But that doesn't mean we can't laugh about it sometimes too! Because carrying round a bunch of metal and paper with people's faces on is kind of silly, right? And laughter is at least as important - so you'd better get stacking up some chuckles with this guffaw-worthy list of cash gags!
If you're looking for some other great jokes we have lots more to choose from - there's these ballet jokes, these Dua Lipa jokes, or even these excellent Excel jokes!
My girlfriend found my money I keep in an old boardgame. She says I should put it in the bank
Better safe than Sorry I guess!
My grandfather told me to invest in good speakers
That was some sound advice!
What does Eevee evolve into when you give it money?
Patreon!
I’ve done some terrible things for money
Like getting up early to go to work!
“I want to make money farming but don’t know if I should grow wheat, corn or barley”
“Tough call… there are so many fields to choose from!”
If I had a nickel for every time I got confused by money
I'd have 4 bob, 6 shillings, 2 quid, a crown and 5 thruppence!
I asked God for money but realised God doesn't work that way
So I robbed a bank, then asked for forgiveness!
Where do atheists donate their money?
Non Prophet Organizations!
A bank is a place that will lend you money
If you can prove that you don’t need it!
“Could you give me small change instead of notes? I need money for the bus”
“That’s fare!”
What's the best way to earn money as a photographer?
By selling your camera!
My friend makes money by selling pictures of salmon in human clothes
It’s like shooting fish in apparel!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
What do you call it when a Pharaoh asks you for money?
A pyramid scheme!
I have enough money to last the rest of my life…
Provided I die next Thursday!
I‘m so good at managing money
I got a letter from a debt collector saying ‘outstanding payment’!
If money is the root of all evil...
Why do they ask for it at Church?
Why was Vivaldi always asking for money?
Because he was Baroque!
Growing up I had to use an old calculator with no multiplication symbol on it
Times were tough!
What do you call a man who gives students money?
Grant!
Why do accountants have big muscles?
Because they keep trying to balance the books!
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke!
My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat...
They really knead the dough!
Why did the pizza go into business?
He wanted to make some dough!
Why was the robot bankrupt?
He had used all his cache!
Why should you keep your money away from balloons?
It may be affected by inflation!
