20 Nottingham Forest Jokes Which Are Oak-ay By Us!
Here's some hilarious jokes for Derby County fans everywhere!
Are you a Nottingham Forest fan? Maybe look at a different page because there's a stadium's worth of laughs below! If you're a Derby County fan, we guarantee you'll love these gentle digs at your local rivals!
Which football manager leaves gifts at the City Ground on Christmas morning?
Nuno Espirito Santa!
Why did Nuno Espirito Santo flood the pitch?
He wanted to bring on his subs!
Why do people go to study at City Ground?
Because it's so quiet!
Where do Nottingham youth players train?
Forest School!
What's the difference between Forest and a book?
The book has a title!
What's the worst thing about the City Ground?
All the seats face the pitch!
Why was Joe Worrall upset on his birthday?
Someone gave him a red card!
I set my email password to ‘ForestDefence’…Â
It said it was too weak!
Why did Mat Selz spend ages his laptop?
He couldn’t save his work!
A person hands £50 to the staff at the City Ground box office and says 'Two please!'
'Defenders or strikers?'
What is red and white and red and white and red and white and red and white?
A Nottingham Forest player in the box!
Why did Forest travel to Liverpool?
Four nothing!
What does FOREST actually mean?Â
Fear of relegation every Saturday teatime!
What's the difference between Forest keeper Mat Selz and a taxi driver?
A taxi driver will only let four in!
A burglar broke into the City Ground and took everything in the trophy room...
Police are looking for someone with a red carpet!
How can you tell when Forest are losing?
It's five past three!
What tea does Chris Wood drink?Â
Penal-tea!
Why do Forest fans plant potatoes around of the edge of their pitch?
So they have something to lift at the end of the season!
What does a Forest fan do when their team has won the Premier League?
Turn off the Playstation!
What's the difference between Forest and a teabag?
A teabag stays in the cup a lot longer!
