20 Perfume Jokes That Just Make Scents!
These jokes aren't stinkers - you'll be left smelling sweet with these perfume jokes!
Don't worry, you won't find a single stinker in these hilarious perfume jokes. In fact, you'll be coming up roses! Get ready for some highly fragranced laughs - it only makes scents to read them! We've got LOADS more jokes for you, too! Jokes about ice cream, jokes about dance, jokes about YouTube... you're spoiled for choice!
Why did Elizabeth Arden get a restraining order against Calvin Klein?
Because he had an Obsession!
Did you hear about the perfume brand founded in the 1700s?
Their perfume is made in an ol’ factory!
What do you call a broken vending machine that sells perfumes?
Out of odour!
What do you call a talking perfume bottle?
Scentient!
Why did the surrealist painter lose his job at the perfume factory?
Because he didn’t make any scents!
Perfume commercials don’t make sense…
But they sure do sell them!
I just broke my sister’s bottle of perfume…
She’s gonna be fuming!
Did you know that you can order perfume by email?
It goes in your scent folder!
Why did all the workers in the perfume factory look the same?
They were colognes!
My wife left me because I always wore the same brand of perfume…
Turns out she’s Lacoste intolerant!
Why did Chanel sue the company that made their own knock-off of No. 5?
It was a fragrant violation of copyright!
What makes a perfume witty?
A good scents of humour!
I bought a perfume that didn’t smell of anything…
It made no scents!
What do you call it when a perfume goes upstairs?
Ascent!
Did you hear about the perfume brand that went out of business?
It doesn’t make scents any more!
What do you call a perfume that’s missed its deadline?
Eau de Too Late!
My Buddhist friend uses Nirvana-themed perfume…
It smells like teen spirit!
What do you call a perfume that doesn’t smell?
Nonsense!
Why are perfumes such good musicians?
They always hit the right note!
Why did the perfume go to therapy?
It had a lot of bottled up emotions!
