18 Funny Pirate Jokes That Most Certainly Arrrr Hilarious
These pirate jokes ARRR funny! Set your anchor here to discover our hilarious pirate jokes to tell your mateys.
We've sailed the seven seas to track down these mast-erful pirate jokes.
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What has 6 legs, 6 eyes and 6 hands?
6 pirates!
Why did the pirate buy a seagull instead of a parrot?
It was on sail!
What's a pirates favorite type of YouTube video?
ASM-AARRRRR!
What do tech-obsessed pirates wear?
An i-Patch!
What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
Which elements do pirates like?
Aaaaargon and Gold!
What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries!
What do you call a pirate robot?
Aaaaar2-D2
Why is the pirate alphabet longer than the normal alphabet?
Because of the seven seas!
What’s Jack Sparrow's favourite vegetable?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrtichokes!
What’s a pirate’s favourite letter of the alphabet?
The C!
What do pirates charge for piercings?
A buck an ear!
Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Just because they arrrrr!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
What is a pirate’s favourite letter?
ARR!
Why are pirates great singers?
They hit the high Cs!
How to pirates get to the airport?
They rent a cARRR!
