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Want a Joke about a Raisin?

If you like jokes about dried fruit, you've come to the right place!

The following fruit joke has been known for – ahem – raisin a few laughs. Once you've finished laughing at the gag below (it may be some time), then check out our jokes about almonds, limes or even turnips!

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

They couldn't get a date!