20 Raisin Jokes
Be grapeful and grab a handful of these hilariously high-fibre raisin gags! These raisin jokes and puns are currant-ly the best!
Raisins might be dried grapes - but there's nothing dry about these raisin gags! We've come up with twenty of the funniest fruit puns that the baking section of the supermarket has ever seen! So read on to find out why you shouldn't put fruit in cakes, or how the granola bar got it's name!
And for more wholesome food jokes, check out these haggis jokes, these scone jokes, or even these exotic pomegranate jokes! Cor - jokes aplenty!
Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit
On those dates it is raisin awareness of currant events!
Why did the raisin take a prune to the prom?
Because he couldn't find a date!
What's an Amish's favourite kind of raisin?
A Barn Raisin'!
I used to be a programmer for autocorrect
They fried me for no raisin!
I've just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas
I can't believe the currant exchange rate!
I firmly disagree with putting fruit in cake
There's just no good raisin for it!
I've got 40 raisins in my savings account
...oh no wait, that's my currant account!
How to stop being intimidated by dates:
Just think of them as big raisins!
I'm going to start a pub that also offers raisins, nuts and oats
I'll call it the Granola Bar!
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
That would be grape!
Raisins are just old wrinkly grapes
Then does that mean they’re berry-atric?
I made a playlist for hiking. It's got songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries and The California Raisins
I call it my Trail Mix!
My power just tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted the toaster element
Must have been a faulty currant!
Please don’t hand out raisins this Halloween…
Eggs have gotten really expensive!
What do you get when you put 1 tsp each of almonds, oats, corn flakes, and raisins in a bowl?
A muesli serving!
I've been telling everyone about hot cross buns
You know, just raisin awareness!
Why don't farmers grow grapes?
Because they're raisin them!
What do you call it when you add grapes to beef?
Raisin the steaks!
I have a lot of raisins to thank...
I'm very grapeful!
It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it, you’re adding raisins and marshmallows...
It's a rocky road!
