20 Fast-Flowing River Jokes!
The laughs will flow like a white water river with these hilarious river jokes!
There'll be no drought of laughs for you with these jokes - from the source to the mouth, laughs are absolutely guaranteed! So grab your paddleboard and pack a picnic, because you'll want to take time to enjoy these! We've got LOTS more jokes waiting for you when you're finished - how about some dolphin jokes? Or swimming jokes? Maybe even some pool jokes!
I had a river joke, but I forgot it…
Oh well, water under the bridge!
I went swimming in a river but the current was too strong…
I suppose you could say it was ex-stream!
What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
Wet feet!
What do river otters do when they need cash?
They go to the river bank!
What do you call a river that doesn’t think it’s a river?
De-Nile!
What did the sea say to the river?
“You can run but you can’t tide!”
What state does the Mississippi River flow in?
Liquid!
Why don’t hipsters like the River Thames?
It’s too mainstream!
Beaver 1: “This river is flowing with no obstruction!”
Beaver 2: “Dam it!”
What does the roof of your house have in common with a whitewater river?
Lots of rafters!
Why are rivers so rich?
They’ve got two banks!
What’s the most unsympathetic body of water in the world?
The Crimea River!
What do you call a person who jumps into a river in Egypt?
In denial!
What do you call a person who jumps into a river in Paris?
Insane!
What do you get if you cross a river with tap shoes?
Riverdance!
What do you get if you cross a river with Crocs?
Eaten!
How do you save someone drowning in a river?
Just throw them a bar of soap, they’ll wash ashore!
Man on left side of river: “How do I get to the other side?”
Man on right side of river: “You ARE on the other side!”
Why did the ocean stop speaking to the river?
It was too shallow!
Why did the fish cross the river?
To get to the other tide!
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