20 Rock Climbing Jokes & Puns That Will Rock Your World!
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Why did the rock climber quit?
She couldn’t get a grip!
Why did the rock climber give up on climbing Everest?
It was just summit he couldn’t do!
How do rock climbers forget about bad climbs?
They get over them!
What do you say to a mountain climber who’s panicking?
Get a grip!
Why was the rock climber so grumpy?
She was feeling craggy!
Why did the boulder blush?
It peaked at the mountain!
What is Miley Cyrus’s favourite thing about hiking?
The Climb!
Why was the climber upset?
He was between a rock and a hard place!
What’s a rock climber’s favourite game?
Hide and peak!
Why are snakes so good at rock climbing?
They can scale anything!
What music do hikers like most?
Rock music!
What do rock climber drink to stay hydrated?
Mountain dew!
Why shouldn’t you date a rock climber?
It will be a rocky relationship!
Why shouldn’t you date a rock climber?
They have too many hang-ups!
What do you call a man hanging off a rock face?
Cliff!
Why are rock climbers so great?
They always deliver a peak performance!
Why was the rock climber upset about the mountain?
Don’t know, but he couldn’t get over it!
What’s a rock climber’s favourite fruit?
Crag-apple!
Have you heard the climbing joke?
Never mind, it would probably go over your head!
Where do rock climbers buy their equipment?
At the Grapple Store!
