Rocket League Jokes
Looking for funny Rocket League jokes? You'll have a blast with these rocket-powered gaming gags!
Like cars? Football? Video games? Laughing? If you said yes to any of those you'll love these rollicking Rocket League rib-ticklers!
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What does the Batmobile run on in Rocket League?
Bat-terries!
What costs more, a ladder or a Lamborghini?
The latter!
Why don’t grasshoppers play Rocket League?
They prefer playing cricket!
What kind of tea do you drink in Rocket League?
Penal-tea!
What position would a ghost car play in Rocket League?
Ghoulie!
Why shouldn’t you play Rocket League in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
How do you stay cool in a Rocket League match?
Stand near the fans!
Why did the chicken get kicked out of a Rocket League match?
For fowl play!
Why couldn’t the skeleton play Rocket League?
He had no body to play with!
Why can’t you play Rocket League with pigs?
They hog the ball!
Why are scrambled eggs like bad Rocket League teams?
They’re both beaten!
What happens if a Rocket League match gets rained off?
Where do you file uncategorized rocket items?
Under missile-aneous!
I’m selling my DeLorean on Rocket League.
Good condition, only driven from time to time!
What’s fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why didn’t the Rocket League player turn up to their second date?
They had thrust issues!
Did you hear about the sheep that played Rocket League?
It drove the lamb-orghini!
Did you hear about the new crocodile-themed cars in Rocket League?
They're called tail-gators!
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway!
I wanted to start a local Rocket League club...
So I put up some flyers to get the ball rolling!
