20 Server Jokes That are the Best on the Web!
If you love computers, tech a moment to laugh at these jokes!
Whether you're a tech whiz, a coding champ, or someone who just loves a good pun, we’ve got the funniest one-liners to keep your laugh-o-meter running at full capacity. Get ready to byte into some seriously clever jokes that'll have you LOL-ing in no time!
Which Friends character do servers love the most?
Chandler Ping!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/legacy/73594_Joke-11-780x439.png)
Why was the server late for work?
It was stuck in heavy traffic!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/03/computer-mouse-prank-780x439.jpg)
Why couldn't the server buy a snack?
It had lost its cache!
![A man on a silver laptop decorated with a football sticker](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/05/football-computer-780x439.jpg)
What happened to the server who was bad at football?
It was booted from the team!
![A man holding a football](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/12/man-beard-football-780x439.jpg)
How did the server get wet?
It fell in the sync!
![A computer in the water](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2025/01/computer-water-780x439.jpg)
What did the server have with a glass of milk?
Cookies!
![Choc chip cookie](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2017/10/choc-chip-780x439.jpg)
Why did people enjoy the server's parties?
They were a great host!
![A laughing sloth next to a computer server](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2025/01/server-sloth-780x439.jpg)
Why did the server bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach the cloud!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/08/Cloud-780x439.jpeg)
What’s a server’s favourite sport?
Ping pong!
![Table tennis](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/03/table-tennis-e1735834196202-780x439.png)
Why did the server bring a map?
It kept losing its route!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/05/9-map-780x439.jpg)
Why did the server bring a jacket?
It was working in a cold storage environment!
![A person trying to keep warm in a cold house](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/10/cold-hallway-780x439.jpg)
How does a server stay fit?
With regular cycles!
![A laptop with a bicycle background](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2025/01/computer-bicycle-780x439.jpg)
What’s a server’s favourite animal?
A RAM!
![A ram](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2025/01/ram-780x439.jpg)
What do servers use to fix their problems?
A patch!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/legacy/88231_Computer-780x439.jpg)
What’s a server’s favourite type of coffee?
Java!
![A person enjoying a coffee and using their smartphone](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2019/08/smartphone-780x439.jpg)
What do servers and detectives have in common?
They both follow leads!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/08/private-investigator-detective-sherlock-780x439.jpg)
What’s a server’s favourite treat?
Cookies!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/05/computer-laptop-780x439.jpg)
What do servers use to brush their teeth?
A byte-sized amount of toothpaste!
![A rotten sandwich and a toothbrush](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/06/toothpaste-780x439.jpg)
How does an IT expert know when their soup is ready?
Their microwave goes 'ping'!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/07/microwave-780x439.jpg)
Why don’t servers ever rest?
They’re always on standby!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/11/laptop-computer-2-780x439.jpg)
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/JOKE-GEN-7.webp)
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