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20 Server Jokes That are the Best on the Web!

If you love computers, tech a moment to laugh at these jokes!

Whether you're a tech whiz, a coding champ, or someone who just loves a good pun, we’ve got the funniest one-liners to keep your laugh-o-meter running at full capacity. Get ready to byte into some seriously clever jokes that'll have you LOL-ing in no time! 

Which Friends character do servers love the most?

Chandler Ping!

Why was the server late for work?

It was stuck in heavy traffic!

Why couldn't the server buy a snack?

It had lost its cache!

A man on a silver laptop decorated with a football sticker

What happened to the server who was bad at football?

It was booted from the team!

A man holding a football

How did the server get wet?

It fell in the sync!

A computer in the water

What did the server have with a glass of milk?

Cookies!

Choc chip cookie

Why did people enjoy the server's parties?

They were a great host!

A laughing sloth next to a computer server

Why did the server bring a ladder?

It wanted to reach the cloud!

What’s a server’s favourite sport?

Ping pong!

Table tennis

Why did the server bring a map?

It kept losing its route!

Why did the server bring a jacket?

It was working in a cold storage environment!

A person trying to keep warm in a cold house

How does a server stay fit?

With regular cycles!

A laptop with a bicycle background

What’s a server’s favourite animal?

A RAM!

A ram

What do servers use to fix their problems?

A patch!

What’s a server’s favourite type of coffee?

Java!

A person enjoying a coffee and using their smartphone

What do servers and detectives have in common?

They both follow leads!

What’s a server’s favourite treat?

Cookies!

What do servers use to brush their teeth?

A byte-sized amount of toothpaste!

A rotten sandwich and a toothbrush

How does an IT expert know when their soup is ready?

Their microwave goes 'ping'!

Why don’t servers ever rest?

They’re always on standby!