20 Snoring Jokes and Puns
Being kept up all night by the snores of a super snoozer is no joke! So why not try to lighten the mood with these special few snoring jokes and puns!
There is nothing worse than trying to go to sleep and being kept wide awake by a deep grumbling snore that seems to shake the whole building! So if you’ve been up all night and you’re in a terrible mood - let’s see if we can change that - or at least take the sting from out of the snore! But if that’s not your cup of tea, why not take a look at our sleep jokes instead!
I would love to be paid to snore.
It would be a dream job!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
What is the scariest thing about a sleepy shark?
It's SNORES!
What does a sleeping scarecrow wear?
A snore-hat!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
My brother’s wife sleeps so loudly…
She’s my sister-in-snore!
It’s easy to go to sleep, just count…
One, two, three, snore
Where do fish sleep?
On the river bed!
What is the sleepiest thing in a playpark?
A See-snore!
Which part of the body makes your snore?
Your internal sn-organ!
Why was the lion so scary at night but calm in the day?
They roared in their sleep and snored in the day!
What is the loudest sleeping dinosaur?!
Tyranosnorus!
Where do sleepy lumberjacks work?
A snore-mill!
Where do bad snorers keep their pants?
In a chest of snores
It’s not snoring…
They’re dreaming they’re on a motorbike!
Why does eating spaghetti after midnight make you snore?
Because it’s pasta-bedtime
Why did the dino-snores go extinct?
They woke up!
What instrument does someone who snores play?
The sn-organ!
Where do dozing crabs live?
By the sea-snore!
Snoring is easy…
You can do it with your eyes closed!
