People don't often think of taxes as funny - especially not when you have to pay them! But maybe you're looking at them wrong? Read on to find out why taxes might secretly be much funnier than you thought they were! And if you'd rather not think about taxes for a minute longer don't worry - just click here to be instantly taken somewhere else! Like these banana jokes, science jokes, or even biology jokes! We've got jokes all over the place!

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1. A flat-pack furniture shop has been selling items with missing screws and prosecutors have been after them for years...
   ...but they're having a hard time putting their case together!
2. Monopoly is fun but it has some really old stuff that isn’t valid anymore
   There’s free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail!
3. What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
   Lost!
4. I keep hearing my accountant's voice wanting to check my tax returns
   I think I'm having auditory hallucinations!
5. I recently got accused of committing tax fraud but I have no idea why...
   I don’t even pay taxes!
6. Super Serious Tax Question.
   How long do leftovers have to be in your fridge before you can claim them as dependants?
7. Apparently if you don't pay your taxes…
   The government will give you free housing, free food and a roommate!
8. Don't get in line behind Lucifer at the tax office
   The devil takes many forms!
9. Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese
   It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again!
10. If you go to jail for tax evasion...
    ....you’re basically living off taxes, for not paying your taxes!
11. Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?
    He's a master of deduction.
12. What did the clown say to his tax attorney?
    Find anything funny?
13. Where do you pay the dog tax?
    Internal Ruffenue Service!
14. A fine is a tax for doing something wrong
    A tax is a fine for doing something right!
15. How do you teach your kids about taxes?
    Eat 35 % of their pizza!
16. Have you heard about the tax on balloons?
    They are taxing them to new heights!
17. Tax inspector: You should pay your tax with a smile
    Tax Payer: I’ve tried several times, but every time they insist on cash!
18. What do accountants do for fun?
    Add the telephone book!
19. Why do accountants hate pre-tax income?
    It's gross!
20. I was going to do my taxes today
    But I gave up, I just couldn’t get Intuit!
21. I’d tell you some tax jokes
    But I doubt you’d depreciate it!
22. What is Father Christmas's tax status?
    Elf-employed!
23. Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes?
    The only have one scent!
24. People who cheat on their taxes disgust me
    This is not the kind of world I want to raise my 23 dependents in!
25. Did you hear about the Inter Miami football star who got busted for tax evasion?
    They said his tax returns were Messi!
26. What do you call a tax on imported cow manure?
    A doody duty!
27. When the carbon tax comes into effect, fragrance manufacturers will be upset
    They will be paying per fume!
28. Why are you supposed to round to the nearest dollar on your tax returns?
    Because the IRS has no cents!
29. If there was a caffeine tax
    Would you call it a cof(fee)?
30. I got a letter saying my tax return was 'outstanding'
    It's lovely to get praise from HMRC, but to be honest I can't remember sending one in!
31. Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?
    It’s a Naan Profit Organization!
32. Someone told me their pre-tax income
    It was gross.
33. I used to have a friend who worked in the tax office, but he only ever talked about work
    It was taxing!
34. I only give up my seat during tax season
    It's considered a chairitable donation!
35. My boss got a hair cut and a set of AirPods after she got her tax refund
    I guess all of that money went to her head!
36. Just found out how I’ll be paying my income tax in my new job as an undertaker
    It’ll be pay as you urn!
37. My accountant said to me: "you're such a liability…”
    "... you should be on a balance sheet!”
38. How does Santa list the elves on his tax returns?
    As dependent Clauses!
39. How’d the goose get a huge tax return?
    His bill was tax de-duck-table!
40. Tax advisor: you have money for nothing and checks for free
    You’re in Dire Straits!
41. Why did the taxpayer cross the road?
    To avoid the IRS!
42. What's the difference between a tax auditor and a rottweiler?
    A rottweiler eventually lets go!
43. Why did the HMRC audit a chiropractor?
    Because he owed back taxes!
44. What’s the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
    Jail!
45. Why did the accountant bring a ladder to work?
    To reach the high-net-worth accounts!
46. Why did the accountant go broke?
    Because they lost their balance!
47. What's the difference between a good accountant and a great accountant?
    A good Accountant knows 2+2=4, a great Accountant asks "what do you want it to be?"
48. What does an accountant in Prague do?
    Balance their Czech books!
49. What does a great accountant do?
    She Excels!
50. What do you get when you cross taxes with a giant jet airplane?
    A Boring 747!
51. My taxes are driving me mad!
    I’m hearing invoices in my head!
52. What is an accountant’s favourite Lord of the Rings movie?
    The Return of the King!
53. What did the tax form say to the taxpayer?
    “You complete me!”
54. My friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him
    But this isn’t even my final form!
55. What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?
    An account-ant!

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