Thursday Jokes To Titter To!
Thursday might not be the funniest day of the week, but with our specially harvested selection of Thursday jokes you're in with a chance to change that forever!
It might sound like a joke, but Thursday is actually named after the Viking God Thor! So it should really be Thorsday! How about that?! But no it’s just over half way through the week and you’re clearly feeling Thirstday for jokes, so let’s get right on into it and see what happens - you never know you might end up finding your new favourite joke! But if you’re not feeling these, then why not check out these egg-sellent chicken jokes?
What can really ruin your Friday?
Finding out it’s Thursday
Why did the cat stay at home on Thursday?
It wasn’t feline well!
What does Thursday see when it looks in the mirror?
yadsruhT
What is a Viking’s favourite day of the week?
Thor’s Day!
What did the newborn baby call Thursday?
First-day!
How do you keep dreams alive on Thursday?
Hit the snooze button!
What do you call a dark Thursday?
Thursday night!
What is the fourth drink of the week?
Thirst-tea!
Why can’t Thursday carry the shopping?
Because it’s a weakday!
What is the worst sound you can hear on Thursday morning?
The alarm clock!
When does Thursday not begin with the letter “T”?
When it was Yesterday!
Why shouldn't you ask farmers to meet up on Thursday mornings?
None of them turnip!
I don’t NEED ice cream, I only eat it on days that start with letter T.
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow.
What is the luckiest day for a Tottenham FC fan?
Spurs-day!
What does a cat call the fourth day of the week?
Purrs-day!
Doctor: “How was your ear operation?”
Patient: “Thursday!”
I like listening to classical music on Thursdays.
I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.
What day of the week do you drink the most water?
Thirst day!
What did Thirstday say to the kettle?
You will be mist!
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In a dictionary!
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