20 Volleyball Jokes That Serve Laughter!
These volleyball jokes are sure to cause a huge spike of merriment!
Get your gym shorts and trainers ready, because these volleyball jokes are absolutely slamtastic! No bumps here - we guarantee you'll dig it! And if you still need more laughs when you're finished, we've got loads! Try our marathon jokes, tennis jokes and ski jokes!
What do you call a dog who’s really good at volleyball?
Spike!
Why did the volleyball player join the army?
To serve their country!
Why are spiders great volleyball players?
They have great topspin!
Why did the volleyball player go to her financial advisor?
She wanted to know her net worth!
Why did the table love playing volleyball?
Because it was always getting set!
Why did the volleyball player bring a shovel to the game?
So she could dig deep!
Why do volleyball players make such good waiters?
They really know how to serve!
Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?
Because you might get arrested!
Why didn't the server blame his hand for the poor service?
It was the foot’s fault!
Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
Because she wanted to tie the score!
Why do archaeologists always get a spot on the volleyball team?
They’re great at digging!
Why was the stegosaurus so good at volleyball?
He had fantastic spikes!
What do carpenters and volleyball players have in common?
They both like to hammer spikes!
Why couldn’t the volleyball player cross the road?
There were too many bumps!
What can you serve, but never eat?
A volleyball!
Who directed the film about the volleyball team?
Spike Lee!
What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?
Annette!
Why are fish bad at volleyball?
They’re afraid of the net!
Why are volleyball players bad at social media?
They just keep blocking everyone!
Why is a volleyball coach like a dentist?
They both love drills!
