20 Watch Jokes - It's About Dang Time!
These time-tastic watch jokes are so funny you'll want to go back four seconds!
Watches are more than just useful things to slap on your wrist - they're pretty funny too! So read on to find out why you might get fired from the watch-making factory, or what you should call a belt made out of watches stitched together! Trust us, these watch gags are worth the time!
For more rib-tickling gags, check out these Doctor Doctor jokes, these ultimate Dad jokes, or een these extra silly jokes! Phew! Talk about spoiled for choice! Right - it's watch joke time! Let's get to it!
I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a watch….
I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds!
I named my dog Seiko
He's a watch dog!
6:30 is the best time on a clock
Hands down!
I've just been fired from the watch making factory
After all those extra hours I put in!
If you ever tell jokes about watches
Make sure to take your time!
So few people take apart their watches and sell the small hand to other people
The second-hand second hand market is minute!
Finally a documentary full of watches, hourglasses, and sundials
It's about time!
My friend was wearing 3 watches
I guess he had a lot of time on his hands!
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City
Adios Omegas!
What do you call a weatherman who loves steak and watches?
A meaty horologist!
What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?
On one hand, you have a watch. But on the other hand, you have a watch!
What does a watch do when it's hungry?
It goes back 4 seconds!
I put all my watches together to make a belt
It was a waist of time!
What farm animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog!
What happens if you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
I bought my late uncle’s widow a watch for her birthday…
Now she’s just my uncle’s widow!
What do you call a James Bond film about a watch?
Casio Royale!
What did digital watch say to Grandfather clock?
Look grandad, no hands!
I got a job in a watch factory, but it's not that hard
I just stand around all day making faces!
How does a witch tell the time?
She looks at her witch watch!
