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20 Hair-Raisingly Hilarious Wig Jokes!

These hair-larious wig jokes will have you laughing your hair off!

Keep your hair on – it’s only time for some of the funniest wig jokes you’ll ever read! Get ready to laugh yourself silly – careful you don’t lose your head! We’ve got so many more jokes for you, too – have a laugh about knees, legs, or the perils of being tall!

What’s the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for an insect?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea ‘fro!

“Waiter, there’s a hair in my soup!”

“Well, what do you expect for that price? The whole wig?”

Which insect has the best hair?

An ear-wig!

I make wigs for a living…

It’s not much, but it helps toupee the bills!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits in wigs, hopping backwards?

A receding hareline!

Did you hear about the wig heist that took place in broad daylight?

It was a bald move!

Why did the philosopher wear a bad 80s wig?

He had a thought, and he had to mullet over!

Why should you never buy a Spanish wig?

There will be El Toupee!

What do you call proof that you bought a wig?

A receipting hairline!

I just stole a wig from the devil…

If I get caught, there’s going to be hell toupee!

What did one wig say to the other before going on holiday?

“Which hairline are you flying with?”

Why did the bird wear a wig?

It was a bald eagle!

Why were four members of One Direction in the wig shop?

They were looking for hairy styles!

What did the wig say to the head?

“I got you covered!”

Did you hear that someone robbed the local wig shop?

The police are combing the area!

Did you hear about the guy who accidentally stole a wig?

He walked out of the shop and forgot toupee!

I was in the attic and I found my grandma’s antique wig-making machine…

It’s an old family hair loom!

Why should you consider buying a wig?

It’s a look anyone can pull off!

What happened when the wig shop got robbed?

They had to change all the locks!

I bought a wig for £1 today…

It was a small price toupee!