20 Work Jokes That Even Your Boss Will Find Funny
Whether you prefer to grind, hustle or skive off, these 20 hilarious gags from the world of work are sure to put in the hours!
Do you want to change the world? End poverty? Become a millionaire? Whatever you want to do with your life you'll probably need to work on it to get there. And whist you're clocking in, check out this hilarious list of 20 work jokes! Let's get to it!
If you'd rather laugh at some other gags don't fret - we have loads more! Take a peek at these engineering jokes, these 24 carat gold jokes, or even these pottery jokes! Jokes for everyone - whether you have a job or not!
Right, ready to start your shift? Let's go!
Why am I always hiding at work?
Because a good worker is hard to find!
Working at an unemployment office must be so hard
Even if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day!
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent!
I told my wife I saw an alien on the way to work this morning
She said “how do you know it’s on its way to work?”
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days
I said it must be my weekend immune system!
I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think!
Why don’t cows work as air stewards?
The steaks are too high!
Whenever I get a stack of resumes at work, I always pick half at random and throw them out
Don’t need unlucky people working in my office!
Boss: This is the 3rd time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?
Me: That it's only Wednesday?
The Indian restaurant I work at won't let me share their flatbread recipe
I signed a naan disclosure agreement!
I used to work in a fort cleaning the inside of cannons
Then they fired me!
Working at home sucks…
...if you’re a firefighter!
I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo
Straight away I knew she was a keeper!
What do nuclear plant workers have in their lunch boxes?
Fission chips!
I've just been fired from the watch making factory
After all those extra hours I put in!
I work at a calendar factory..
My days are numbered!
What did the orthodontist get for his work?
A little plaque!
I have a great joke about builders…
But I still have to work on it!
Who works on an electric bus?
The conductor!
I just got fired from the pasta factory
I made a fusili mistakes!
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