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20 Ssundee Jokes For Total Gamers

Are you a fan of this Minecraft-loving Youtuber? These 20 hilarious Ssundee jokes are as funny as the main man himself!

He's loud, he's funny, and he's very good at gaming! If you're a fan of this Fortnite, Minecraft and Among Us legend then have a chuckle at these wheezingly-good Ssundee gags! But if you think you're in the wrong place then don't worry - we have loads of non-gaming gags for you too! Phew!

Just look at these mullet jokes, these monk jokes, or even these road-trip jokes!

Cor! Is that too many jokes?

Maybe!

What is Ssundee's perspective on life?

Amazing graphics, terrible gameplay!

Ssundee is an amazing engineer

He’s an expert at Steam!

How do you know Ssundee is a gamer?

You don't, he’ll tell you!

What is Ssundee’s favourite type of pasta?

Spaghottem bois!

Where does Ssundee go on holiday when he’s bored of Minecraft?

The Netherlands!

Aeroplane Joke

What’s the difference between Ssundee and a slug?

Ssundee gets salty when he dies but a slug dies when it gets salty.

What does Ssundee make cookies with?

Nintendough!

Ssundee loves the outdoors

He just spent all day on a farm in Minecraft!

Why can’t Ssundee get an Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers!

What is Ssundee’s favourite type of fish?

Cod!

Why did Ssundee send his console back?

It didn’t meet his xboxtations!

Ssundee tried to break the record for digging bedrock in Minecraft

But it was too hard!

Stone rock

Did you hear about Ssundee’s Minecraft sandwich?

It was full of cornered beef!

Bacon jokes

Ssundee played Among Us with an Italian

He was the impasta!

What did Ssundee say about the new Minecraft update?

It's groundbreaking!

A Minecraft Pickaxe
Mojang

How did Ssundee feel after reaching Nirvana?

Content!

Which demon is Ssundee most afraid of?

Demonetisation! 

Ssundee just bought a French gaming console

It’s a Nintendo Oui!

Why couldn't Ssundee stop crying?

No one could console him!

Ssundee won a Minecraft game without cheating

He won it fair and cube!