Choral Music Jokes That Hit The Right Note!
These choral music jokes are hilarious and on key! Check out these 20 silly choral music jokes and share them with your mates! You'll be quavering with laughter!
These jokes are so funny you'll want to sing about them from the rooftops! If you've ever been in a choir, you'll probably be familiar with some of these singing based sillies! There guaranteed to produce MAJOR laughs with MINOR efforts! And if these weren't enough singing jokes, fear not! There's more where that came from! How about these melodious music jokes? Or perhaps you'd prefer some brilliant bagpipe jokes? We've even got these hilarious hip hop jokes! And if that's STILL not enough, there's hundreds more jokes on our main jokes hub!
How do choral masters open their doors?
With an off-key!
How many tenors does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - it's too high for them!
How do you know if a soprano is at the door?
She can't find the right key and she doesn't know when to come in!
Why was the alto arrested?
She was in treble!
My friend is a very talented church singer
He's really got it in hymn!
Why do choirs have dressing rooms?
For the key change!
Why can't skeleton's form choirs?
They don't possess any organs!
How do choirs pay for things?
With har-money!
A chord walks in to a bar....
'Sorry' says the barman 'I can't serve A minor!'
What's a choir's favourite tv show?
The Sopranos!
Why did the choir call a doctor?
There was an organ failure!
Why didn't the pony make it in the choir?
It was a little horse!
I need to be able to sing to join a singing group
It's a skill I really need to a choir!
What do you call a soprano with a low range?
A deep C diva!
How many soloists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One - he holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him!
Why did the soprano bring a ladder to choir?
To reach the high notes!
I've just got feedback about the choir rehearsal...
It's got a lot of notes!
What's pink, sings and lives on the sea bed?
Choral!
Why did the choir practise on a football field?
They wanted a perfect pitch!
Why did the choir master need a map?
He kept getting lost in the music!
