Bogey Jokes
Have you got a nose for bogey jokes? These green and gooey gags are not to be sniffed at!
Looking for some gross bogey jokes? We've got plenty so take your pick - it's snot hard! And once you're done chuckling at these, take a look at some other disgusting wisecracks! We've got gross jokes, smelly jokes, and even dirty jokes!
And if that wasn't enough, there's always the Great Joke Generator to have a go at!
What do you call a bogey in space?
An astrosnot!
What do you call a documentary on boogers and snot?
Engrossing!
Why don’t snowmen like eating carrot cake?
They taste like bogeys!
What did the booger say to the finger?
Pick on someone your own size!
How do you stop your nose from running?
Take away it’s shoes!
What comes out of your nose at 150 mph?
A Lambogreeny!
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
A ham booger!
What do you call cheese stuck up your nose?
A cheese booger!
Cleaning up bogey isn’t funny...
It’s a very serious tissue!
How much does the average bogey weigh?
Snot much!
What are golfers afraid of?
The bogey man!
That’s no snail…
That’s a bogey in a crash helmet!
What do you call a skinny booger?
Slim pickings!
Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
Bogey king!
Why did the bogey cross the road?
She was being picked on!
What did the lovesick bogey tell his girlfriend?
I’m stuck on you!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
What's the difference between bogeys and broccoli?
Kids don’t eat broccoli!
What monster fits on the end of your finger?
A bogeyman!
What did one bogey say to the other?
“You think you’re funny, but you’re snot!”
