38 Rainbow Jokes That Are Pretty Light
Beano's bonkers batch of radiant rainbow jokes will pass any comedy test... with flying colours!
Find a pot of comedy gold at the end of this rainbow! Your loot may include... fantastically funny jokes, mythical mermaid jokes or maybe even some wacky weather jokes!
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What does a butcher do after travelling somewhere over a rainbow?
Weigh a pie!
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but there's no rainbow?
A refrainbow!
What do you call a rainbow that arrives late and is full of grumpy grown-ups on their way to work?
A trainbow!
What might you uses to sail across the sky?
A rainboat!
What do you get if you put a panda underneath a rainbow?
A damp panda!
What's really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?
Rain, probably!
What's multicoloured and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?
A rainbowa constrictor!
What's multicoloured and lives up your nose?
A rain-bogie!
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he found the rainbow's fingerprints at the scene of a crime?
Hue dunnit!
What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
High Hue, High Hue!
How do you tie up a cloud?
With a rainbow!
Who travels in rainbow coloured Tardis?
Dr Hue!
Why is one edge of the rainbow smarter than the other?
Because it's well red!
How much does a rainbow weigh?
Hardly anything. They're pretty light!
What do you call a colourful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona
A Spainbow!
What do you find at an end of the rainbow?
Violet!
What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?
Green Green, Yellow!
How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?
Non-violet protests!
What did the cloud say to the rainbow?
You brighten my day!
What's a rainbow's favourite maths topic?
Re-fractions!
A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test.
They passed with flying colours!
What did the little girls ribbon become in the rain?
A rainbow!
What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit?
Hue-dini!
Why is Ed Sheeran's favourite cereal rainbow lucky charms?
He's in love with the shape of U!
Where do you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow!
I once did an exam on rainbows...
I passed with flying colours!
What's the sounds of a rainbow laughing?
Hue hue hue hue!
How do you wrap a cloud?
With a rainbow!
The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts...
It's a dying art!
What do you call a criminal at the end of the rainbow?
A leprechaun artist!
How do clouds get dressed up?
They wear a rain-bow!
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?
You'll be the end of me!
What's at the end of the rainbow?
W!
What do you call a rainbow without any colours?
A plainbow!
I was caught stealing a rainbow once...
Ended up getting thrown in prism!
Why is rainbow slime so popular?
It comes with a pot of gold!
What bow can’t be tied?
A rain-bow!
