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20 Smelly Jokes That Don't Stink

The strongest funny smelly jokes from Beano...

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 19th 2024

Take a whiff of these stinky jokes... we've got a phew! And once you're done here give our fart jokes, gross jokes and poop jokes a sniff too.

Plus we've got jokes of every flavour in the Joke Generator.

What's brown and sits in the forest?

Winnie's Pooh!

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

Why are ninja farts so dangerous?

They're silent but deadly!

What is smelly and strong?

A cheese lifting weights!

How can you tell if a clown has just farted?

They smell funny!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold it's nose!

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

Quite a phew!

When should you stop telling fart jokes?

When everyone tells you they stink!

What colour is a belch?

Burple!

What do you call a smelly fairy?

Stinkerbell!

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells!

Why does Piglet smell of farts?

Because he plays with Pooh!

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss 'n' Toots!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

What’s the smelliest city in America?

Phew York!

Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?

Because its feet smell.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

To become ex-stinked!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?

Ew! No thanks!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

Why are dinosaurs no longer around?

Because their eggs stink.