20 Sun Jokes To Put A Ray of Sunshine In Your Life
Looking for some summer funnies? These sizzling solar wisecracks are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!
Check out these moon jokes, summer jokes, rainbow jokes - or even these snow jokes! Whatever the weather, Beano's amazing jokes have you covered!
And don't forget to check out the Joke Generator! you know, just in case you somehow didn't have enough jokes!
What do you call a sunburned librarian?
Well red!
What's the sun's favourite chocolate bar?
Milky Way!
When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Did you hear about the cowboy film about the sun?
It’s set in the west!
Why do lemons wear sun tan lotion?
Because if they don't they'll peel!
What type of flower grows on the surface of the sun?
An ultra-violet!
What do you call a sausage who's been sunbathing all day?
Done!
Which drink makes Dracula run a mile?
Sunny Delight!
What happens when monkeys lie out in the sun?
They get an oranguTAN!
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but there's no rainbow?
A refrainbow!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun cream factory?
Reapply!
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me!
Bread is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast!
Why is the sun so smart?
Because it has over 5000 degrees!
What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
Have peck-nics!
Which superhero spends too much time in the sun?
Cap-tan America!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
The pupils were so bright!
How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
Sunblock!
Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?
She took a very dim view on things!
