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20 Totally Teriffic Triangle Jokes!

It's a cornucopia of laughs with these triangular jokes! Get ready to laugh your angles off!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 28th 2024

Triangles! They're not just for measuring things, or making noise in an orchestra - they're also instrumental in making you laugh! These triangle jokes are all edge and full of point - you could use a protractor to measure how funny they are! And we've got more mathematical jokes for you when you've finished! Why not try some fraction jokes, or some algebra jokes?

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

One with an obtuse angle!

Why did the triangle player quit the orchestra?

It was just one ting after another!

Why does your maths teacher go on about triangles so much?

Some pupils just don’t get the point!

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican!

What’s the most magical side of a triangle?

The Harrypotenuse!

I have a joke about the hypotenuse of a triangle…

I can only tell one side of the story, though!

What kind of animal lives in a triangle?

A hippotenuse!

I was visited by an angel, but it only described the measurements of a triangle…

I think it was a sine from God!

Why couldn’t the triangle get a bank loan?

Its parents wouldn’t cosine!

What do you call a right-angle triangle resting under a tree on a sunny day?

90 degrees in the shade!

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the doctor?

It wasn’t feeling right!

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

 So it can fit in the box!

Shout-out to the guy who plays the triangle in the school band…

Thanks for every ting!

What happened to the triangle who crashed his car?

He became a wrecked-angle!

What’s the real cause of death for people who disappear in the Bermuda Triangle?

Heat exhaustion – it’s 180 degrees inside a triangle!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

“You’re pointless!”

What is a triangle’s favourite newspaper?

The HypotoNews!

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it!

What kind of triangle should you ask on a date?

Acute triangle!

What kind of triangle is a tortilla chip?

An i-salsa-les triangle!