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20 Braces Jokes & Puns That Will Brighten Your Smile

Check out these braces jokes for some funny mouth puns! We've put together 20 of the best jokes all about everything teeth and braces! Brace yourself!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 6th 2024

Brace yourself for these very funny brace jokes! Whether you've got braces or not, these silly puns are sure to bring a smile to your lips! And if you liked these, how about some terrific teeth jokes? Or what about some delightful dentist jokes? Or maybe you're after some fabulous tooth fairy jokes? And there's even more joke goodness on our main jokes hub!

Why didn't the bear need braces?

He was a gummy bear!

How do you fix braces?

with tooth paste!

There's been a mix up with my braces...

So I'm going to the orthodontist to get it straightened out!

Why did the deer need braces?

He had buck teeth!

I'm my own orthodontist but I don't enjoy it...

I brace myself every time!

Where do whales go to get their braces?

The orca-dontist!

How do braces get to the orthodontist?

On the tooth ferry!

What sort of animal wears braces?

A molar bear!

What network do invisible braces use?

Wireless!

What did the orthodontist get for his work?

A little plaque!

What music do braces listen to?

Heavy metal!

What do you call two teeth hugging?

An in-brace!

Who is a orthodontist's favourite actor?

Brace Dallas Howard!

How do you hear about orthodontists?

Word of mouth!

Why did the snowman get braces?

He had frostbite!

What do you call a dinosaur with braces?

A floss-iraptor!

What's an orthodontist's favourite clothes shop?

Gap!

What did the orthodontist do on the rollercoaster?

She braced herself!

What sort of jewellery do teeth wear?

Brace-lets!

Why are vending machines like braces?

Food is always getting stuck in them!