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20 Chiropractor Jokes Which Will Crack You Up!

Looking for some rib-tickling laughs? These chiropractor gags wiill have you in stitches — no appointment needed!

Crack up with these 20 hilarious chiropractor jokes! These rib-tickling one-liners are sure to sort out your funny bone. Whether you're a back-cracking pro or just love a good laugh, this list is just what the doctor ordered!

What do you call a chiropractor who’s good at his job?

A cracking success!

A smiling male chiropractor

Anyone want some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

I have a lot of back issues!

A personal holding a magazine called Chiropractor Monthly

What do you call a chiropractor who fixes pudding?

A pie-practor!

A slice of apple pie

Why did the DJ go to the chiropractor?

It had a slipped disc!

A DJ

What kind of tunes do chiropractors prefer?

Hip pop!

A portable stereo on a chiropractor table

How do chiropractors make pancakes?

Carefully with a gentle flip!

I never believed that chiropractors could solve my back problems…

2 weeks later, I stand corrected!

A smiling woman

Why do chiropractors love geometry?

Because of all the angles and alignments!

My chiropractor is very serious…

But he still cracks me up!

A person thinking

What’s a chiropractor’s favourite game?

Twister!

What do you call a back specialist in Egypt?

A Cairo-practor!

A chiropractor in Egypt

Why are chiropractors good at dancing?

They know how to pop and lock!

A person thinking

My chiropractor overcharged me for my treatment...

I wasn’t going to take it lying down!

I’ve worked out what’s wrong with my shoulder with my chiropractor…

It was a joint effort!

A businessman shaking hands

What did the supportive chiropractor say?

‘I’ve got your back!’

A smiling chiropractor

My chiropractor should be a comedian…

They’re straight up hilarious!

What do chiropractors have for lunch?

Cheese and crackers!

What do you say to a chiropractor when they’re annoyed?

‘Don’t get bent out of shape!’

A chiropractor joke

Why did the chiropractor stay in at Halloween?

They couldn’t deal with any spine-tingling stories!

A man scared of Halloween

What do you call a sad chiropractor?

A cry-opractor!