20 Irresistably Attractive Magnet Jokes!
You’re gonna feel a real pull towards these hilarious magnet jokes, guaranteed not to polarise opinions!
How can you NOT be attracted to these magnetic mirths? They’ll really pull you in and hold on for dear life! You won’t be at all repulsed – in fact, the laughter will be pulled out of you! And when you’re done, don’t forget to try some of our other scientific jokes – we’ve got jokes about engineering, biology, and biochemistry!
What did the car say to the electromagnet?
“Can I have a lift?”
Did you hear about the farmer who put horseshoes on his horses, and then they started sticking to the ground?
They were in a magnetic field!
What’s the difference between a magnet and a construction site?
A construction site has more poles!
Why couldn’t the man turn down a job offer at the magnet factory?
It was just too attractive!
What’s the easiest way to become more attractive?
Swallow a magnet!
What do knights in shining armour find even more attractive than princesses in towers?
Magnets!
What happened when two magnets both showed their positive side?
They found each other repulsive!
What happened when scientists disagreed over the effects of changes in the Earth’s magnetic field?
They were polarised!
A magnet walks into a bar…
It stuck!
Where do magnets come from?
They grow in magnetic fields!
I’m very pleased with my new fridge magnet…
So far I’ve got nine fridges!
What is a magnet’s favourite animal?
A polar bear!
What’s a magnet’s favourite sport?
Pole vaulting!
What will happen if the Earth’s magnetic fields flip?
I don’t know, but I heard Santa’s been interviewing penguins to see if they can pull a sleigh!
Why shouldn’t you talk about magnets in polite company?
It can be a polarising topic!
What did one magnet say to another?
“From one side, I found you repulsive. But from the other, I think you’re very attractive!”
What did the electromagnet say to the lost electron?
“Just go with the flow!”
What’s the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?
A magnet has a positive side!
Why are magnets so good at dating?
They’re very attractive!
What is a magnet’s favourite fairground attraction?
The ferrous wheel!
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