20 Pool Jokes & Puns to Make a Splash With!
These pool jokes will really make a splash with your friends! And they're all excellent - no bombing here! Check them out and have a laugh!
These pool jokes will really make a splash with your mates! Come on in, the waters great! And if you liked this, how about some ocean jokes to dive into? Or why not make waves with these Little Mermaid jokes! We've even got well jokes - although they aren't that deep! Need more? Check out hundreds of puns on our main jokes hub!
What's the difference between a stick and a line at the swimming baths?
Nothing - they're both pool queues!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
She wanted to test the water!
It's free to go to the pool today!
The entry fee has been wave-d!
What did one lido say to the other?
'Pool yourself together!'
What do you call it when an elephant sticks his trunk in the pool?
A nose dive!
I got a bit too into researching swimming pools the other day...
It was a real deep dive!
Where do cheetahs swim?
In the fast lane!
Where do sloths swim?
In the slow lane!
I clubbed together with my friends to buy a leisure centre...
We pooled our recourses!
What's wet, slippery and ruins a gam of snooker?
A pool table!
How do composers swim in the pool?
They do the Bach stroke!
How do you get to the swimming pool?
In a water taxi!
What sort of pool is safe for diving?
It deep-ends!
What's the best exercise to do in a pool?
Pool ups!
What stroke do insects use in the pool?
The butterfly!
What do elephants wear to the pool?
Trunks!
How do you fight a war in a pool?
With a water cannon!
Why did the cantaloupe jump in the pool?
It wanted to be a watermelon!
Why is pool better than snooker?
You can't swim in a snooker!
What do you call an MP going swimming?
Pool-itics!
