20 Of The Best Airplane Jokes That Are Plane-ly The Best
Oh for flying out loud! These aeroplane jokes are the best!
Don't fly off the handle - these amazing aviation jokes will have you rolling in the aisles! For more like this we've got boat jokes, bike jokes - even alien jokes! And if you don't mind what kind of jokes you LOL at, just check out our Random Joke Generator!
I saw a policewoman wearing a pilot’s uniform
She was a plane clothes police officer!
What do you call a plane that flies backwards?
A receding airline!
I threw my phone from the roof, and it broke
Aeroplane mode must've been switched off!
What do aeroplane builders think of their job?
It's riveting!
What happens if you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor!
My friend started a business selling aeroplanes.
It's really starting to take off!
Did you hear about the bad plane joke?
It didn't land!
What do we want? Low-flying planes! When do we want them?
Nyeeeeeeooooow!
Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?
In a cliff-hangar!
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
Nah, I just can’t see them taking off!
What do you call a flying primate?
A hot air baboon!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
It was overbooked!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate!
How do rabbits travel?
By Hare-oplane!
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case!
What kind of shoes do aeroplanes wear?
High heels!
What has a nose and flies but can't smell?
An aeroplane!
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
What do you get when you cross an aeroplane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer!
