20 Arsenal Jokes That Are Gunner Make You Laugh!
Here's some hilarious Gunners jokes for Arsenal fans everyhwere!
There are lots of successful teams in the Premier League and then there's Arsenal! We're joking, of course. We've rounded up some of the most hilarious Gunners jokes and they'll keep you smiling until the end (unlike Arsenal in any title race).
Why couldn't Arsenal order the book 'The Best Team in England'?
The title had already been taken!
![Library Facts](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/02/LIBRARY-FACTS.jpg)
What does Mikhel Arteta do when his team wins 5-0?
Wakes up with a shock!
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Why did David Raya feel artistic after a goalless game?
Because it ended in a draw!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/07/david-raya-780x439.jpg)
What's the worst thing about Arsenal's stadium?
The seats face the pitch!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/02/red-stadium-seats.jpg)
What's the difference between Arsenal's goalie and a taxi driver?
A taxi driver will only let four in!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/03/taxi-driver.jpg)
What does Gabriel Jesus and a magician have in common?
Hat tricks!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/legacy/79166_magician.jpg)
How does Kai Havertz keep cool?
He stands near his fans!
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Why did Arsenal buy some new lightbulbs?
They were sick of being in Man City's shadow!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/02/mean-lightbulb.jpeg)
Why did David Raya spend ages on his computer?
He couldn't save his work!
![A goalkeeper stopping the ball](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/06/goalkeeper-780x439.jpg)
Why was Declan Rice upset on his birthday?
Someone gave him a red card!
![Declan Rice](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/10/declan-rice.jpg)
I set my email password to ‘arsenaldefence’…
And the computer said it was too weak!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/legacy/88231_Computer.jpg)
Why is the pitch at the Emirates always wet?
Because Saka dribbles everywhere!
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Why can't Arsenal take a dog for a walk?
They always throw away the lead!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2023/12/dog-football.jpg)
What's the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
The tea stays in the cup longer!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2023/04/4-teapot.jpg)
What's the difference between Arsenal and a bin full of rubbish?
The bin!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2023/05/rubbish-bin.jpg)
What does an Arsenal fan do when their team wins a trophy?Â
Turns off the games console!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/11/controller-game-gaming.jpg)
What do Arsenal and Spurs fans have in common?
They're both obsessed with Spurs!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/04/spurs-fan.jpg)
What's the difference between Arsenal and a book?
A book has a title!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/07/arsenal-book-780x439.jpg)
What do you call the room where Arsenal keep their cups?
The canteen!
![](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2024/04/4-trophy-trophies.jpg)
Why do people go to study at Arsenal's ground?
Because it's so quiet!
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