The 20 Best Badminton Jokes on the 'Net!
Step onto the court of chuckles as we serve up some badminton-based hilarity!
We love a bit of badminton – it's like tennis, but with more feathers – and have rounded up some of the finest jokes for your daily fix of sports-based funnies.
When you've finished laughing your sides off at these badminton jokes, don't miss out on our epic football jokes!
Which sports do ghosts love playing?
Boo-minton!
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Why do badminton players never change light bulbs?
They always refuse to admit they went out in the first place!
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Where to film stars play badminton?
Volleywood!
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What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a badminton court?
Annette!
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What is a sheep's favourite sport?
Baa-dminton!
![A sheep on a badminton court](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/sheep-sport.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
Why was the fish terrible at badminton?
They kept getting caught in the net!
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Which sport is always getting into trouble?
Badminton!
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Why should you never marry a badminton player?
Because love means nothing to them!
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Why did the badminton player keep losing games?
Their racquet was full of holes!
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I told my friend a badminton joke...
But they didn't get the shuttle humour!
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Why was the skeleton standing alone at the badminton court?
They had no body to go with!
![Skeleton at a badminton court](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/skeleton-badminton.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
Why was Cinderella such a bad badminton player?
Her coach was a pumpkin!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/82223_pumpkins.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What did the burrito say during the game of badminton?
Let's wrap this up!
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Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
![A cheetah on a badminton court](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/cheetah-badminton.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
I think my dad makes badminton equipment for tall people...
I can hear him making a giant racquet!
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What do you call a an awesome game of badminton?
Goodminton!
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Why did the cat get distracted during a game of badminton?
They were spending too much time on the net!
![A cat looking at a computer](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cat-computer.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What is Bruce Wayne's favourite sport?
Batman-ton!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/batman7.png?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock!
Bad Minton!
![Two golden retrievers](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/two-bigger-dogs.png?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What did the shuttlecock say when it was trying to sleep?
Who's making all the racquet?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/tired-shuttlecock.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
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