15 Bakery Jokes You Never Knew You Kneaded
Are you b-ready to crumble? Take a bite of these loaf-out-loud bakery jokes and puns and get your fill of hilarity!
Do you like fresh bread? Cakes? Pastries? Pies? Laughing? If you answered yes to any of those then feast your eyes on these deliciously funny bakery gags! We promise none of them are...
...wait for it...
Crummy!
Phew. these jokes can only get better from here, we promise. But if you'd rather try some other foody funnies, have a hoot at these pancake jokes, these butter jokes, or even these hot cross bun jokes! Wahoo!
A bread maker tried to get a job at the Tropicanna factory
But bakers can't be juicers!
Somebody robbed the bakery the other day
Well, that just takes the cake!
I crashed through the glass door of a French bakery
I was in a world of pain!
I went to a haunted bakery yesterday
That place really gave me the crepes!
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down?
The business is toast!
Which direction do you head if you want to find a bakery?
Yeast!
I didn't want a job at a bakery
But I kneaded the dough!
I tried to start an online bakery
But I accidentally deleted all of my cookies!
A man walks into a bakery and asks "is this Gluten free?'
The cashier says "no - it's £4!"
What did Yoda say when the bakery was out of Pies?
Dough. Or Doughnut. There is no Pie!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
I got a job in the supermarket bakery...
I work naan to five!
Who led all the cherries to the bakery?
The Pie Piper!
Why did the baker not want to work in a bakery?
It's a crumby place to work!
Why did the baker go to jail?
He was caught beating an egg!
