40 Bat Jokes that you'll go Batty for!
You'll go batty for these hilarious jokes!
You'll go batty for these jokes, they're flappin' hilarious!
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Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers!
What's a bat's favourite sport?
Batminton!
What’s a bat’s favourite holiday?
Fangs-giving!
How are bats like real estate agents?
Because it is all about echo-location, location, location!
Why are bats just like false teeth?
They both come out at night!
Where do bats go to have a wee?
The bat room!
What is a bat’s favourite dessert?
Upside down cake!
What's a bat's favourite time travel movie?
Bat to the Future!
What do bats learn in school?
The alphabat!
Did you hear about the scientist that wanted to clone a flying rodent?
It was a bat idea!
What do you call a baby bat?
A battle!
What did the bat do when it was bored?
Just hung around!
What's the first thing a bat does when they wake up?
Go to the bat-room!
What did the bat study at university?
Echo-comics!
Where do bats carry their school books?
In their bat pack!
Which piece of sports equipment always comes out at night?
A cricket bat!
What's the first thing a vampire bat reads in the newspaper?
Their horror scope!
How do bats find their way home?
Bat Nav!
How many bats does it take to lift a person?
One massive one!
Who is Batty Flintoff?
A cricket bat!
What do you do if you really like a bat?
Join its fang club!
What's smarter than a talking bat?
A spelling bee!
How do bats say hello?
With a sound wave!
What do bats do with their friends?
Hang out!
Where do vampire bats keep their money?
In a blood bank!
Which circus performers have wings?
The acro-bats!
How does a bat get into the house?
Through the bat flap!
What do bats do for fun?
Acro-bat-ics!
What do bats use to make cakes?
Batter!
How do bats check that they don't fly into anything?
They look in their wing mirror!
Where do bats have a wash?
In the bat room!
Did you hear about the bats who got into a fight?
It was a real bat-tle!
Did you hear about the bats who went out?
It was a blind date!
What do you get if you cross a bat and a bell?
A dingbat!
What's the best way to hold a bat?
By the handle!
What do bats learn at school?
The alpha-bat!
What happens when a mouse grows wings?
It goes batty!
What do you put in a flying mammal when it runs out of juice?
Bat-eries!
How many bats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - they prefer the dark!
A bat told me I was rubbish at bowling
To be honest , it hit me for six
Why can't Bruce Wayne get a date?
He has bat-breath!
