20 Bluey Jokes That Won't Leave You Blue!
Feeling a little ruff? These Bluey jokes will have you barking with laughter in no time!
Bluey is already a hilarious show, but if you still need even more Bluey humour, look no further! These charming canine jokes are just what you need if you're feeling a bit blue - we guarantee a laugh!
Need more Bluey? We've got you covered! Try our trivia quizzes - regular, or hard mode! We've also got a personality quiz, so you can find out which character you are!
Why isn’t Bluey a good dancer?
She has two left feet!
What did Bluey say when she stepped on sandpaper?
"Ruff!"
What do the Heeler family say before they eat?
"Bone appetit!"
What is Bluey’s favourite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni!
Who brings Bluey and Bingo Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!
What do you call Bluey when she goes out in summer in a woolly jumper?
A hot dog!
What do you call Bluey when she goes out in winter without a coat?
A chili dog!
Why is Bandit such a good storyteller?
He knows how to paws for dramatic effect!
What do Bluey and Bingo call Bob?
Grandpaw!
Why did Bluey cross the road?
To get to the barking lot!
What would Bluey be if she was bitten by a vampire?
A bloodhound!
What happened when Bluey went to the flea circus?
She stole the show!
Why did Bluey start learning how to build shingles?
She wants to become a woofer!
What’s the difference between Bluey and a tree?
The tree has a quieter bark!
What did Bluey do with her birthday balloons?
She blue them up!
How good was Bluey’s performance in the school play?
She blue everyone away!
What happened when Bluey went for a trip in a red boat?
She was marooned!
What is Bandit’s favourite kind of music?
The Blues!
Where does Chilli do her shopping?
The re-tail store!
What do Chilli and Bandit use to send messages to each other?
Bluey-tooth!
