Chess Jokes!
Love chess? Love jokes? Love chess jokes? Then CHECK out these gags!
There's nothing like a game of chess to give your brain some exercise. One you've recovered after reading these chuckle-inducing gags, check out these amazing jokes or these sarcastic jokes which are "really good".
What do hungry chess players eat during a long game?
Chess-nuts!
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Why do chess players sleep?
In a king size bed!
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Why do chess players always have a lamp nearby?
Because they prefer to play at knight!
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I got a job at a chess piece factory...
I'm working the knight shift!
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I've got a new chess board...
Check me out!
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Why is the white bishop piece in chess the fastest?
Because it's on F1!
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What is a bishop's favourite Harry Potter location?
Diagon Alley
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What's the best way to pay for a new chess game?
By cheque!
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Why should you ever have lunch with a chess player?
It takes them ages to pass the salt!
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Why can't you move the castle diagonally in chess?
It's a rocky error!
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Why did the chess player give up playing the game?
They were really board!
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Why did the chess player win the disco competition?
They had all the right moves!
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What's a chess player's favourite type of crisps?
Pawn cocktail!
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What's a chess player's favourite rock band?
Queen!
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Which knight always gave up at chess?
Sir Render!
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When is the best time to play chess?
Knight time!
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Why did the chess player's sandwich taste odd, mate?
Because it was stale, mate!
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Why did the chess player look disinterested?
He was playing a bored game!
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I play chess with a friend who's from Prague...
I call him my Czech mate!
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