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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
Nerdic!
Why do most Java programmers wear glasses?
They don't see sharp!
Why did the edge server go bankrupt?
It ran out of cache!
A user interface is like a joke...
If you have to explain it, it's not good!
What do coders do when they fail?
Call it version 1.0!
Why do programmers take so long in the shower?
They made sure to lather, rinse, repeat!
How many coders does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - that's a hardware problem!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light mode attracts bugs!
Why did the programmer quit her job?
She didn't get arrays!
There are ten types of people in the world...
Those who understand binary...and those who don't!
Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?
They work below C-level!
One byte to another 'Are you ill?'
'No, just feeling a bit off!'
What’s the best thing thing about UDP jokes?
I don't care if you get them!
What happens when a programmer asks a silly question?
They get a silly ANSI!
Why did the developer use a credit card to buy all the gifts?
He had cleared all his cache!
What do you call a Russian that enjoy programming?
Computin!
Why are knights so good at programming?
They live by the code of chivalry!
What do you call a frog that does computer programming?
A code!
Why was the computer programmer so fashionable?
She was always a la code!
Why are coders good pest controllers?
They're used to debugging!
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