Top 20 Hilarious Jokes & Puns About Colour for Kids
These chuckle-worthy colour jokes are cyan-tifically proven to paint a smile on your face!
Whether your favourite colour is red, blue, yellow or whatever ochre is, you can always brighten your day with a few of these colour jokes from across the comedy spectrum! Credit where credit's hue - you won't find better wisecracks about colour in a vermillion years! (OK - that's enough of the colour puns).
If these aren't doing it for you, have a go on these magnificent moon jokes, these excellent evolution jokes, or even these gigglingly-good geography gags!
Ready for some colourful chuckles? Well grab an easel and head off to the nearest rainbow, we've got some colours to laugh at!
What do you call a magician wearing a multi-coloured suit?
Hue-dini!
How much do colours weigh?
Not much, they're actually pretty light!
I was caught stealing a rainbow once
Ended up getting thrown in prism!
What did the color say to the other color?
I love hue!
I like the color green
In fact I like it as much as blue and yellow combined!
I have a magic pen that can write any colour
It can write other things too, that's just my favourite!
What do you call a person who studies the color blue?
A cyantologist!
My humour comes in all sorts of colours
Maybe I should be a stand up chameleon!
I just swallowed some food colouring
The doc says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!
When my girlfriend is sad, I let her color my tattoos.
She just needs a shoulder to crayon!
I thought of a colour that doesn't exist...
But it was just a pigment of my imagination!
What colour is the wind?
Blew!
What colour are submarines?
Deep navy!
I just found out i’m colour blind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
What do you find at an end of the rainbow?
Violet!
What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?
Green Green, Yellow!
I once did an exam on rainbows...
I passed with flying colours!
What do you call a rainbow without any colours?
A plainbow!
What colour is a belch?
Burple!
What colour do cats like?
Purr-ple!
