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20 Door Jokes That Are The Key To A Good Time

Looking for laughs? Lock in to these 20 hilarious door jokes! Knock knocks not included!

We just know you'll a-door these rib-tickling door jokes and one-liners! And if you don't we'll give you your money back - well, we would if these jokes weren't free!

But if you're after more like this, have a look at these knock knock jokes! Or maybe try these cracking cross the road jokes! Or you could even take a gander at these wacky what do you call jokes!

Jokes everywhere! Phewee!

What sound does a llama's doorbell make?

Llama-llama-ding-dong!

What’s black and white and goes round and round?

A panda stuck in a revolving door!

What do you get when 10 strawberries try to go through the door at the same time?

Strawberry jam!

My neighbor knocked on my door at 3 am... 3am!

Luckily I was awake playing the drums!

I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced

There’s a key change at the end!

Someone keeps posting Lego blocks through my door every morning

I don’t know what to make of it!

What do you call a man lying in front of your door?

Matt!

What did the door say to his girlfriend?

You look adoorable!

I fought with my door...

I could have handled it better!

Doors should think before making decisions

A lot hinges on it!

An annoyed window

It’s tough being a door

You get board very easily!

Why did I keep pickles in my door handle?

Because I thought it was ajar!

What sound does James Bond’s doorbell make?

Dong. Ding Dong!

Why did the carpenter run away?

He was making a bolt for the door!

Who says 'When one door closes, another door opens'?

A bad carpenter!

I don’t know why I have such trouble using my doorbell…

I just can’t put my finger on it!

I crashed through the glass door of a French bakery

I was in a world of pain!

How do you know when there’s a drummer at your door?

The knocking speeds up!

What sound does a rat's door make?

Squeak!

“Dad, there’s a man at the door with a moustache”

“Tell him I’ve already got one!”

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