EA Jokes
Looking for some giggle-worthy gaming gags? These EA jokes are hilarious on every level!
Are you a fan of FIFA? Madden? Battlefront? There are loads of games made by EA, and lots of reasons to have a chuckle at this well-known gaming company! Whatever you think of EA you're bound to find a gag to make even the grumpiest gamer giggle! Read on and find out for yourself!
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I asked my friend what she thought of EA’s micro transaction policy
She said she didn’t buy it!
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Did you hear the one about EA sports?
For the rest of the joke you need to pay $4.99!
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Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?
Because Ubisoft is in France!
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What Does EA Call A Patch?
Next year’s game!
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What do you call someone who protests against EA Sports?
Anti-FIFA!
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If you're a criminal and you go camping with EA, you must bring something to sleep in
or they'll make you pay for the extra con tent!
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What did EA do after everyone started criticising it?
It tried to console itself!
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EA is now offering "deferred-payment microtransactions"
They're called E.A.I.O.U's!
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Why are people complaining, what EA did was great!
I mean, you've got to give them credit!
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This is an EA joke
Oops, I rushed it and left out the good part!
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Why doesn’t EA let your pet dog play FIFA?
Because it’s a boxer!
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Why did the EA executive cross the road?
Buy the DLC to find out! Alternate ending available if you purchase the season pass!
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What do you call a whistleblower at EA’s FIFA department?
A referee!
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What do Apple and EA have in common?
Unlock the punchline now for just $99!
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What do you call a console collaboration by Sony and EA?
A Paystation!
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Did you hear about EA’s new cat simulator game?
You have 9 lives!
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How do you know it’s EA’s birthday party?
There are loads of streamers!
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Why did EA make a pirate FIFA game?
They wanted to encourage good sportsman ship!
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Did you hear about EA taking over Nintendo?
Their new game is gonna be called ‘Pay-per Mario’!
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What do you call Battlefront without EA?
Bttlfront!
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