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20 Emoji Jokes To Make You Cry-Laugh!

This jokes will have you laughing, smiling, crying, yelling, and every other good emotion there is!

Who doesn't love emojis? If you're guilty of spamming the group chat with too many fire emojis, you're bound to have a cry-laugh here! Dazzle your friends with these amazing emoji jokes - don't get emoji-nal with laughter, now! And we've got more jokes when you're done! Have a laugh at ladders, snigger at swans, and chortle at carpets!

What do you call a convention for people who use too many emojis?

An emoti-con!

What do you call a symbol you see in your sleep?

A dream-oji!

What do skydivers send each other?

Extreme-ojis!

What do you call a scary symbol?

A scream-oji!

What’s an emoji’s favourite musical note?

Emo-G-Major!

What’s orange and sounds like the parrot emoji?

The carrot emoji!

A thief stole all the emojis on my phone…

I don’t know how I feel about it!

What do you call an environmentally friendly smiley face?

An e-moji!

What do you call a criminal who loves emojis?

An emoti-con!

How to be cool: A) Add the sunglasses emoji…

B)

I went a theme park ride covered in emojis…

It was a rollercoaster of emotions!

If you have an iPhone, you shouldn’t bother sending your Android friends a meteor emoji…

It just won’t have the same impact!

What do insects like to send each other?

Bee-mojis!

What is a happy Australian’s favourite emoji?

The upside-down smiley!

I really hope the next iPhone update includes more jack-o-lantern emojis…

But I don’t want to count my pumpkins before they patch!

Why do drummers love sending emojis?

They’re great at hitting the symbols!

What do you call a goth symbol?

An emo-ji!

Why did the smiley emoji drop the nose?

It was too negative!

What do cows add to their texts?

Emoojis!

What emoji do spiders use when they’re happy?

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