21 English Jokes Which Will Make A Grammar Laugh!
English jokes from Beano for a perfect, brain-enhancing ten-minute revision break!
Keep it in the classroom with our funny school LOLz and teacher jokes. Want more revision break jokes? We've got jokes about history, maths and science!
How do you comfort a grammar snob?
They're, there, their
Why was Shakespeare confused about pencils?
He wasn't sure which to use - 2B or not 2B?
Which dinosaur knows the most words?
A thesaurus!
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate Clauses!
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I don't know y!
Why shouldn't you hang out with apostrophes?
They're too possessive!
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar!
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...
It was tense!
Name two pronouns!
Who, me?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
It was overbooked!
I saw someone spill all of their Scrabble tiles on the road...
I asked them what the word was on the street!
What's a bee's favourite novel?
The Great Gats-bee!
Which dinosaur knew the most words?
The thesaurus!
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?
It was just a stage he was going through!
Is there a word that contains all five vowels?
Unquestionably!
Which letter is small and green?
P!
Why is an English teacher like a judge?
They both hand out long sentences!
What is the longest word?
Smiles - there's a mile between the first and last letters!
