22 Farm Jokes That Are Hay-larious!
These funny farm jokes will really aMOOse you! If you like all things farm, then check out these hay-larious farm jokes! They're not corny, we promise!
Come on down the farm and get ready for some very punny farm jokes! You'll have a field day with these outdoor chuckles! And if you liked these, why not have a look at our Cow Jokes? They will amuse you very mooooch! Or try these Horse Jokes if you think these were neigh enough! Or if you're more at home on the range, we've got Cowboy Jokes too! Yeehaw! And as always, there's loads more jokes on our main Jokes Page!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the lane and then turned into a field!
How do horses say hello?
'Hay!'
Have you heard any jokes about sheep dogs?
I've herd them all!
What did the farmer say when the pig took a bath?
'Hogwash!'
Which farm animal always knows the time?
The watch dog!
Why do cows have hoofs?
They lactose!
Where do farmers get their medicine from?
The farm-acist!
What did the mummy cow say to the baby cow?
'It's pasture bedtime!'
What martial art do pigs practise?
Pork chops!
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra!
Did you hear the cow joke?
It's very amoosing!
How did the farmer find the lost cow?
He tractor down!
What do you call a cow that has an accident?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a horse than lives next door to a farm?
A neigh-bour!
What's a sheep's favourite sport?
Baaadminton!
What's a Scarecrow's favourite fruit?
Straw-berries!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Which crop hears best?
Corn - it has ears!
Where do sick horses go?
The horsepital!
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
He was a real boar!
What kind of headphones do farmers wear?
Beets by Dre!
What kind of horses have scary dreams?
Night mares!
If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height?
From my head tomatoes!
Why did the farmer bury his money in a field?
He wanted to make his soil rich!
Why do cows enjoy hearing jokes?
Because they love being amoosed!
What do you say to a cow if it’s in your way?
Mooooove!
Which day do potatoes hate?
Fry-day!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
What do you call a horse that lives next door to a farm?
A neigh-bour!
Why did the chick get sent off during a game of football?
It committed a fowl!
Where does a farmer get his medicine from?
The farm-acist!
Who tells the best farmer jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What is a pig farmer’s favourite type of karate move?
Pork chops!
Why is it pointless telling a cow a joke?
They've herd them all!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he's milking a cow?
Udder nonsense!
Did you hear about the farmer who got top marks in his maths exam?
He used a pro-tractor!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
Why did the farmer plough her field with a steamroller?
They wanted to grow mashed potatoes!
What did the farmer say to the cow when it wouldn’t go to sleep?
It’s pasture bedtime!
Why do farmers love going to the cinema so much?
So they can watch the trailers
Why didn’t the farmer laugh at any of these jokes?
They were too corny
Why did the pig dump her boyfriend?
He was a massive boar!
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted!
What did the farmer call his cow?
Pat!
