20 Fiendishly Funny Finger Jokes!
You'll snap your fingers to these hilarious digit jokes!
You can always count on your fingers - and you can count on these hilarious jokes to get a giggle out of you! Have a laugh with twenty spectacularly silly jokes about your digits! For more hilarious body parts, check out some ear jokes and toe jokes - then see if you can ace our funny body parts quiz!
Why did the architect dip his finger in ink?
To get a blue print!
My friends were mean to me because I wear mittens and not gloves…
I don’t like to point fingers, though!
The doctor told me I broke all my fingers…
It was hard to grasp!
What nails to carpenters hate to hit?
Fingernails!
What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints!
I’m looking for a way to stay warm in fingerless gloves…
Any tips?
I used to play the piano by ear…
Then I realised it was easier to use my fingers!
I broke my smallest finger today…
Good thing I didn’t make any pinky promises recently!
I dislocated my finger, but my friends helped me reset it…
It was a joint effort!
I don’t know why I have such trouble using my doorbell…
I just can’t put my finger on it!
“Doctor, it hurts when I poke my head, legs, stomach and chest!”
“That’s because you’ve broken your finger!”
I broke my finger last week…
On the other hand, I’m okay!
“Doctor, I lost three fingers on my right hand! Will I still be able to write with it?”
“Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it!”
Where can you find giant snails?
At the end of the giant's fingers!
Did you know you can use chicken fingers as money?
It's legal tender!
Why is the Hulk such a good gardener?
He's got green fingers!
What’s the opposite of ladyfingers?
Mentos!
What has five fingers and isn’t your hand?
MY hand!
Why are your fingers your most reliable body part?
Because you can always count on them!
A Roman centurion walks into a bar and holds up two fingers…
He says, "I'll have five beers please!"
