20 Flowers Jokes Which Are Blooming Funny
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How does a flower get a boat across a lake?
It rose!
If I could only smell two things, I'd pick roses and violets.
But that's just my 2 scents!
What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a daisy?
A collie-flower!
What do you call a half price bunch of daffodils?
A daffodeal!
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily!
What does a door-to-door flower seller do?
Petal their wares!
What did the flower say to his mum when he gave her a gift?
I hope thistle cheer you up!
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how's it growing?
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I'm just pollen your leg!
I bought my mum the wrong flowers...
Oopsie daisy!
Why is a flower like the letter A?
Because a bee goes after it!
You can’t plant flowers...
...If you haven't botany!
What type of flower grows on the surface of the sun?
An ultra-violet!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What type of flower does everyone own?
Two-lips!
What's a frog's favourite flower?
A croakus!
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!
Why are flowers never lonely?
Because of their little bud-dies!
What flower grows on your face?
Tulips!
What flowers make a really bad gift?
Cauliflowers!
