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Food Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather only eat square or circular food?

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 21st 2024

Answer A or B in the questions below then click the RESULTS at the bottom of the page to find out out your choices compare to other people!

1/10 A chocolate cake

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Never eat chocolate cake again 0.4 %
  • B) Have to eat the whole cake every time you had any 0.6 %
2/10 A sweet waffle wearing sunglasses

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Only eat square shaped food 0.2 %
  • B) Only eat circle shaped food 0.8 %
3/10 A bunch of grapes

Would you rather..

Results

  • A) Get a grape stuck in your nose 0.1 %
  • B) Get a bit of popcorn stuck in your teeth 0.9 %
4/10 A mouldy orange

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Eat something mouldy 0.1 %
  • B) Eat something not yet ripe 0.9 %
5/10 Silver cutlery

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Never use cutlery again 0.4 %
  • B) Use cutlery for EVERYTHING, including bananas 0.6 %
6/10 A smiling pepperoni pizza

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Only eat Chinese food for the rest of your life 0.3 %
  • B) Only eat Italian food for the rest of your life 0.7 %
7/10 A woman using a banana as a telephone

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Eat through your nose 0.5 %
  • B) Eat through your ears 0.5 %
8/10 Sachets of astronaut food

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Eat astronaut food for the rest of your life 0.4 %
  • B) Get all your food energy from the sun like a plant 0.6 %
9/10 A pointing finger

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Have fingertips that tasted like crisps 0.3 %
  • B) Have fingertips that tasted like chocolate 0.7 %
10/10 A pineapple in a microwave

Would you rather...

Results

  • A) Only eat stuff that can be cooked in a microwave 0.6 %
  • B) Only eat stuff that doesn't need cooking 0.4 %

Find Out How Your Choices Compare Against Other People Here!

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Did You Mostly Answer A or B?

You answered mostly A! That is classic you!

Yikes. This is awkward

Mostly B! Makes sense.

Makes sense. Eep.